Slicin' up eyeballs

shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

diluter:

Oh, but darling 
You are nothing 
In the end
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diluter:

Oh, but darling 

You are nothing 

In the end

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ssweet-dispositionn:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Omg

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

snarksational:

I want to be this kind of adult

snarksational:

I want to be this kind of adult

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

- I’m so sorry, Red. I let you down.
- No, you didn’t.

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

awiccanfromdetroit:

when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup